ZBT #136: Machine Gunning Day 34 Of The Shutdown

Today’s 5 rounds:

Round 1(4:45): Navy’s swapping $38,000 periscope joysticks for $30 Xbox controllers on high-tech submarines

Round 2(11:30): The Naval and Air Force Academies are falling apart at the seams. Not great!

Round 3(17:00): Chaps interviews with Machine Gunner Hank Goff

Round 4(42:30): The Army takes 4 years to develop a new super vehicle annnnnnd… It takes the troops 4 seconds to completely destroy it. We’ve never been more proud of the army.

Round 5(48:45): Coast Guard Headlines From Around The Web: Sad, Encouraging, Rage Inducing